
Your honor, I rise in opposition to papal ninjas.
Peter insists that in spite of jocularity he has a serious point, so I will insist on taking it seriously. One of the major problems with Roman ecclesiology – and with the ecclesiologies of many Protestants and Orthodox as well! – is that it requires the institutional church to be two things at the same time that no institution can be at the same time: the conscience of Christendom and a political authority. The reason no institution can be both at the same time is because all political authorities are constantly involved, for reasons of state, in a variety of hypocrisies and shenanigans. (For a scholarly analysis of the reasons why political authority necessarily involves this kind of thing, see Batman.)
It is not my purpose today to emphasize the intrinsic impossibility of this juxtaposition. Whether or not it could ever be done, the more important point is that it never has, in fact, been done. And for a long time this caused no end of trouble.
But it has not caused trouble in Rome in recent times. The Vatican has blessed the whole world and empowered itself as a moral voice by recusing itself – mostly voluntarily – from the role of political authority. For obvious reasons it cannot formally renounce its claim to have the right to play that role. But in the 20th century it has wisely chosen not to press that claim, and as a result it has emerged as a global moral authority on an unprecedented scale.
Today, there are more and more Catholics and Protestants who, under the influence of Alasdair MacIntyre and other deadly enemies of brotherly love, want to go back to the old way. They long once again for the impossible dream of the institution that will be both prophet and king. And none of them, in my experience, is even beginning to think about the monstrous consequences that would result.
I recently sat in an academic seminar and listed to a respectable Catholic intellectual express the view that he would like to see all non-Catholics forcibly torn out of their homes and expelled from their communities. He insisted that this could be accomplished without putting people in prison or violent confrontation. I hear more and more of this sort of irresponsible thinking.
Papal ninjas would be a first step on a very dangerous road.